imagine being in ravenclaw and going back to your common room stumbling drunk in the middle of the night after a magical night of partying and having to answer a fucking riddle in order to get in your own goddamn bedroom
"what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries"
"your mom eeyyyyyyy"
- me when i am mildly inconvenienced:
- me when i am legitimately hurt/distressed:
MASSIVELY overslept this morning.
I usually leave at 7:15am. I woke up at 8:22am.
Vague memory of my first alarm going off but apparently slept through all the others.
Overwhelmed by British guilt now as I’m actually only doing a half day today so I feel like a massive inconvenience to my bosses.
Which I am.
But I’m here now.
Question is why I’m on tumblr and not making up for 90 minutes lost work.